1 00:00:03,482 --> 00:00:06,241 As the new owner, I intend to turn hilda'’s 2 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,758 into Boston'’s premium coffee concern. 3 00:00:08,827 --> 00:00:11,379 I will be totally dedicated and personally involved 4 00:00:11,448 --> 00:00:13,827 in every critical coffee-related decision 5 00:00:13,896 --> 00:00:16,862 from the moment we open until the moment we close. 6 00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:18,355 You'’re going to be here at 5:00 A.M.? 7 00:00:18,379 --> 00:00:19,379 5:00 A.M.?! 8 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:21,103 Who'’s up and dressed by 5:00 A.M.? 9 00:00:21,172 --> 00:00:22,758 Uh, that would be our customers. 10 00:00:22,827 --> 00:00:25,379 And my life is supposed to revolve around them? 11 00:00:25,448 --> 00:00:26,793 Hello? Waiting for coffee? 12 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:28,413 Hello. Having a meeting. 13 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:30,286 Hilda, you Don'’t have to be here all the time. 14 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,458 We all take different shifts. 15 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:33,172 I call the afternoon shift. 16 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,241 You'’re the owner. 17 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,103 You can take whatever shift you want. 18 00:00:36,172 --> 00:00:38,448 Already, you are becoming my favorite employee. 19 00:00:38,517 --> 00:00:39,862 I'’m promoting you to manager. 20 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:41,206 He isthe manager. 21 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,413 Could somebody manage to make me a grande latte? 22 00:00:43,482 --> 00:00:44,413 Pipe down, cranky. 23 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:46,413 You should be home having breakfast. 24 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:48,137 Look, i'’ll make you a latte 25 00:00:48,206 --> 00:00:50,517 and for your Patience, i'’ll throw in a free scone. 26 00:00:50,586 --> 00:00:52,310 Listen, Don'’t bother. I'’m out of here. 27 00:00:52,379 --> 00:00:54,068 I'’m going to the cafe down the block 28 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,448 where they not only advertise coffee, they sell it. 29 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:58,310 Wait! Come back! 30 00:01:00,448 --> 00:01:02,172 Or better yet, take me with you. 31 00:01:40,724 --> 00:01:41,965 Four bucks for a cup of coffee? 32 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:43,206 These prices are outrageous. 33 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:44,206 What am I paying you? 34 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:45,413 Minimum wage. 35 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:47,931 Ooh, hilda'’s getting a beemer. 36 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,758 Hilda, normally, at the end of the day 37 00:01:49,827 --> 00:01:51,379 we split the money in the tip jar. 38 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:52,482 Is that okay with you? 39 00:01:52,551 --> 00:01:53,551 Absolutely. 40 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:55,862 I can always use extra cash. 41 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:58,206 Uh, a few things you should know about my aunt. 42 00:01:58,275 --> 00:01:59,724 She'’s insane, she'’s insane... 43 00:01:59,793 --> 00:02:01,137 And, oh, yeah... she'’s insane. 44 00:02:01,206 --> 00:02:02,724 She'’s just new. 45 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:04,862 It'’ll take a few weeks to learn the ropes. 46 00:02:04,931 --> 00:02:06,172 But while she'’s learning 47 00:02:06,241 --> 00:02:09,000 I could think of something that could soften the blow. 48 00:02:09,068 --> 00:02:10,862 Taking the next few weeks off? 49 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,241 I was thinking more along the lines of dinner. 50 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:14,517 Saturday night? 51 00:02:14,586 --> 00:02:16,310 Josh, how can I put this? 52 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:18,482 How about, "sounds great, Josh. I'’d love to go." 53 00:02:18,551 --> 00:02:21,275 Look, I made up my mind when I started college 54 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:23,827 that I was going to try dating new people. 55 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:25,482 So, date new people. 56 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:27,724 Hi, i'’m Irving. Have we met? 57 00:02:27,793 --> 00:02:29,379 Look, Irving, nice to meet you 58 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:32,275 but can you please tell Josh it ain'’t going to happen. 59 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:33,448 Why not? 60 00:02:33,517 --> 00:02:34,827 You Don'’t think we'’d have fun? 61 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,724 Josh, the point is, we have history. 62 00:02:36,793 --> 00:02:39,000 There are bound to be feelings and emotions 63 00:02:39,068 --> 00:02:41,172 and that could lead to something serious. 64 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:42,655 I'’m asking you for a date, Sabrina 65 00:02:42,724 --> 00:02:44,724 not to pick out a house and names for the kids. 66 00:02:44,793 --> 00:02:46,113 Good, '’cause i'’m too young to commit 67 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:47,941 to the two-story victorian with the big backyard 68 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:49,113 for little Courtney and Todd. 69 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:50,310 Todd? 70 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,000 You'’d name a kid Todd? 71 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:54,862 The point is, I dated the same guy all through high school. 72 00:02:54,931 --> 00:02:57,172 I owe it to myself to experience something new. 73 00:02:57,241 --> 00:02:58,448 Let'’s move it, flunkies. 74 00:02:58,517 --> 00:03:01,344 I'’m not paying you people minimum wage 75 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:02,896 to sit around and yak. 76 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,965 So, are we still friends? 77 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:06,965 Right. Friends. 78 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,586 Someone looks down. 79 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:16,482 Is everything okay? 80 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:17,965 Yeah, I guess. 81 00:03:18,034 --> 00:03:21,793 I am sure it'’s nothing a double mochaccino can'’t cure. 82 00:03:21,862 --> 00:03:23,310 Come on, i'’m buying. 83 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:24,655 It'’s on the house. 84 00:03:24,724 --> 00:03:26,551 In your dreams, bean boy. 85 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:27,931 Four bucks. 86 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,793 Oh! Oh! 87 00:03:33,862 --> 00:03:36,172 Wow, nice... 88 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:37,965 Footwear. 89 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:38,965 Oh, thank you. 90 00:03:39,034 --> 00:03:40,517 I wasn'’t sure if open toes 91 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:43,000 were too bold for the academic environment. 92 00:03:43,068 --> 00:03:45,172 Oh, no, I like open toes. Open toed shoes. 93 00:03:45,241 --> 00:03:46,482 I like shoes in general. 94 00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:48,931 I mean, I Don'’t have a shoe fetish or anything. 95 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I also like socks. 96 00:03:50,068 --> 00:03:51,172 But not with sandals. 97 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:53,137 You sure have a lot of books, miles. 98 00:03:53,206 --> 00:03:54,482 You know my name? 99 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:56,482 You'’re in my physics class. 100 00:03:56,551 --> 00:03:57,896 Yes... yes, I am. 101 00:03:57,965 --> 00:04:00,137 And may I say i'’m flattered and impressed 102 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,862 that, out of all those students 103 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:03,103 you remember my name. 104 00:04:03,172 --> 00:04:04,758 You'’re also Sabrina'’s roommate. 105 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:06,275 Good point. I am her roommate. 106 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:08,379 We Don'’t actually live in the same room. 107 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:09,620 It'’s strictly platonic. 108 00:04:09,689 --> 00:04:12,000 Yes, i'’m familiar with the situation. 109 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:13,448 I'’ll see you in class, miles. 110 00:04:13,517 --> 00:04:17,689 Right. That'’s me... miles. 111 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,918 So, let me get this straight. 112 00:04:18,965 --> 00:04:20,724 The problem is, you like a guy who likes you 113 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:21,976 but you Don'’t want to date him 114 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,551 because the relationship has potential? 115 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:24,896 Exactly... next thing you know 116 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,182 we'’re boyfriend and girlfriend 117 00:04:26,206 --> 00:04:27,931 and I can kiss dating other guys good-bye. 118 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,620 Please tell me this is not the worst problem you'’ve ever had. 119 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:31,689 So not. 120 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:33,103 The worst was when Harvey and Josh 121 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:34,241 were fighting over me. 122 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:35,976 You probably Don'’t want to hear about that. 123 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,241 And yet, it'’s already too late. 124 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:39,551 Hey, Sabrina. 125 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:40,931 Hey. Hi. 126 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,862 I'’m Pete from your English lit class. 127 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:45,068 I was wondering if you'’d, uh, you'’d like to, um... 128 00:04:45,137 --> 00:04:47,172 Grade your pickup line? D-minus. 129 00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:48,931 That wasn'’t a pickup line. 130 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,103 Actually, it was. 131 00:04:50,172 --> 00:04:52,068 Do you want to go to a movie Saturday night? 132 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:55,206 Oh, well, Pete, you know, I... i'’d love to go out with you 133 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:56,517 but... i'’ve got plans. 134 00:04:56,586 --> 00:04:57,586 What plans? 135 00:04:57,655 --> 00:04:59,793 You told me you weren'’t doing anything. 136 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:02,827 Well, I said that because I didn'’t want you to feel bad 137 00:05:02,896 --> 00:05:04,758 because my plans didn'’t include you. 138 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:06,424 Oh, really? When were you going to tell me? 139 00:05:06,448 --> 00:05:07,724 Hello. Hi. 140 00:05:07,793 --> 00:05:09,206 I'’m the one being rejected here. 141 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,482 Sorry. 142 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:11,551 But thanks for asking. 143 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,413 So what are you doing Saturday night? 144 00:05:13,482 --> 00:05:14,827 Nothing. Want to come along? 145 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:15,896 Hold on a second. 146 00:05:15,965 --> 00:05:17,103 Although i'’m flattered 147 00:05:17,172 --> 00:05:18,972 didn'’t you say you wanted to date new people? 148 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:19,931 What'’s wrong with Pete? 149 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,931 Did you see what he was wearing? 150 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,793 Two dimples and perfect teeth. 151 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:24,793 A white shirt. 152 00:05:24,862 --> 00:05:26,079 Who wears white after labor day? 153 00:05:26,103 --> 00:05:28,223 You know, for a girl who wants to date different people 154 00:05:28,275 --> 00:05:29,827 you sure are picky. 155 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,724 The guy at the pizza place was too tall 156 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:33,724 the guy at the student union was too tan... 157 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:36,275 I just Don'’t like that whole tall, dark, handsome thing. 158 00:05:36,344 --> 00:05:39,000 Besides, I Don'’t see you going out with a whole lot of guys. 159 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:41,206 I Don'’t see a whole lot of guys asking me. 160 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:43,310 What'’s your problem, loser? 161 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:45,965 I can'’t imagine why. 162 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:50,551 Salem: Hey! 163 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,758 So much for my afternoon nap. 164 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,551 Salem, what are you doing in my bed? 165 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,344 I told you never to sleep in my bed. 166 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:58,586 You say a lot of things, sweetheart. 167 00:05:58,655 --> 00:05:59,724 What'’s eating you? 168 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,068 I'’m in crisis. 169 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:02,620 I'’m way too picky about guys. 170 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:04,000 I want to date 171 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:06,931 but I just can'’t get myself to say yes. 172 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,217 And the thought of putting myself out there again is scary. 173 00:06:09,241 --> 00:06:10,379 Try a dating spell. 174 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:13,344 It worked for me when I was a strapping young hunk. 175 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:14,620 Believe it or not 176 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:17,206 when it comes to the fairer sex, i'’m rather shy. 177 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:18,907 That'’s why you had four different species 178 00:06:18,931 --> 00:06:20,275 slap you with a restraining order? 179 00:06:20,344 --> 00:06:21,896 I promised myself I wouldn'’t use magic 180 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,241 to solve every little problem. 181 00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:24,448 Great! 182 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,310 Saturday night, we can rent steel magnolias 183 00:06:26,379 --> 00:06:27,596 and you can give me a flea dip. 184 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:28,655 Later. 185 00:06:30,482 --> 00:06:32,724 I need a dating spell and I need it fast. 186 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,620 I'’ve been meaning to use my new magic cd-rom, anyway. 187 00:06:38,034 --> 00:06:39,551 Okay, here we go... d'’s: 188 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:42,482 "Daiquiris... dandruff... Dates." 189 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:47,344 Okay, wrong kind of dates. 190 00:06:47,413 --> 00:06:49,827 Here we go... "dating." 191 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:53,551 Whoa. 192 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,034 Hey, Sabrina spellman. 193 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:56,137 I'’m Roger lodge. 194 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:58,310 Word has it that you want a date. 195 00:06:58,379 --> 00:07:01,034 Wow, this 8.0 version works really fast. 196 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:03,413 Having trouble finding guys who want to go out with you? 197 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:04,586 No, I got plenty of guys. 198 00:07:04,655 --> 00:07:06,379 I just can'’t bring myself to say yes. 199 00:07:06,448 --> 00:07:08,379 Please tell me that'’s not your biggest problem. 200 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:11,206 Actually, people saying that is my biggest problem. 201 00:07:11,275 --> 00:07:12,620 Okay, here'’s your spell... 202 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:14,172 The guys who ask Sabrina out 203 00:07:14,241 --> 00:07:15,379 are tired of waiting. 204 00:07:15,448 --> 00:07:17,000 From now on, Sabrina 205 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:19,310 will say yes to dating. 206 00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:21,068 [ Magical ping] 207 00:07:21,137 --> 00:07:22,655 Okay, you'’re good to go. 208 00:07:22,724 --> 00:07:25,241 Roger that, Roger. 209 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:26,965 "V" is volume, "t" is Kelvin temperature 210 00:07:27,034 --> 00:07:28,931 and "k" is the constant dependent on the number 211 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,344 of moles and pressure of the gas. 212 00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:31,551 My goodness. 213 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:34,413 I was 406 before I grasped that concept. 214 00:07:34,482 --> 00:07:35,275 What? 215 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:37,241 I said, out of 406 students 216 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:40,517 you'’re the only one who grasped that concept. 217 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,758 I love this stuff. 218 00:07:41,827 --> 00:07:43,551 I eat, sleep and breathe thermodynamics. 219 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:45,482 When the other kids were playing with legos 220 00:07:45,551 --> 00:07:47,000 I was building my first cyclotron. 221 00:07:47,068 --> 00:07:48,413 There'’s nothing more exciting 222 00:07:48,482 --> 00:07:50,172 than your first particle accelerator. 223 00:07:50,241 --> 00:07:51,517 Yes, there is. 224 00:07:51,586 --> 00:07:53,700 Meeting someone whose eyes Don'’t glaze over when I talk. 225 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:54,793 Been there. 226 00:07:54,862 --> 00:07:56,310 Miles, i'’m considering having 227 00:07:56,379 --> 00:07:57,793 a private study group at the house 228 00:07:57,862 --> 00:08:00,793 for my more advanced students. 229 00:08:00,862 --> 00:08:02,793 Would you be interested in something like that? 230 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,034 Very interested. 231 00:08:04,103 --> 00:08:06,000 I think we should keep it small. 232 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,827 I agree. Intimate is better. 233 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:09,379 How about you and me... 234 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,000 Perfect. 235 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:12,172 And Adam and Jenny. 236 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,931 Oh, dear, my only free night is Saturday night. 237 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,482 Saturday'’s my only free night, too. 238 00:08:17,551 --> 00:08:19,793 Another thing we have in common. 239 00:08:19,862 --> 00:08:21,689 Guess it was meant to be. 240 00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:25,206 Would you mind telling Adam and Jenny? 241 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:28,310 And do you, miles, promise to love, honor and Cherish 242 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:31,724 professor spellman, until alien forces take over the planet 243 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:33,275 and harvest you for food? 244 00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:35,965 I do. 245 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:40,068 You do? 246 00:08:41,965 --> 00:08:43,137 I mean... 247 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:45,827 I will... tell Adam and Jenny. 248 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,241 They'’re in my next wedding night. 249 00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:50,000 I mean, class. 250 00:08:56,275 --> 00:08:57,862 Hey, Adam. Hey, Jenny. 251 00:08:57,931 --> 00:08:59,758 Hey, miles, what'’s happening? 252 00:08:59,827 --> 00:09:01,827 Absolutely nothing that concerns you. 253 00:09:01,896 --> 00:09:03,034 Hello, ladies. Gorgeous day. 254 00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:04,620 It'’s raining, you freak. 255 00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:05,896 What'’s with alien boy? 256 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:07,241 He'’s waytoo happy. 257 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:09,448 Maybe his Mr. Spock ears finally came in the mail. 258 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:10,793 Heads up! 259 00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:12,586 Nice catch. 260 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:14,896 Yeah, i'’m here on a football scholarship. 261 00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,344 I look forward to the next huddle. 262 00:09:16,413 --> 00:09:18,137 In the meantime, um... 263 00:09:18,206 --> 00:09:20,241 Would you like to go out Saturday night? 264 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,724 What do you have, some sort of a magical spell? 265 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:24,413 Yeah, right. Good one. 266 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:28,068 Uh, look, i'’m flattered, but at this point in my life 267 00:09:28,137 --> 00:09:29,379 I just have to say... 268 00:09:29,448 --> 00:09:31,172 Yes. 269 00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:33,068 Excellent. Um, do you like Sushi? 270 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:35,000 I love Sushi.[ Hushed]: You hate Sushi. 271 00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:36,310 Pick me up at 9:00? 272 00:09:36,379 --> 00:09:37,689 Sure. 273 00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:39,000 Well, you'’ve done a 180. 274 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:41,310 You actually decided to say yes to a date. 275 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:43,000 I realize that I have nothing to lose 276 00:09:43,068 --> 00:09:44,241 by seeing what'’s out there 277 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:46,310 and making an informed, intelligent choice. 278 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:47,482 Oh, yo, yo, Pete! 279 00:09:47,551 --> 00:09:49,137 Look, i'’m available for Saturday night 280 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:50,448 if you still want to go out. 281 00:09:50,517 --> 00:09:52,310 I thought you had big plans to do nothing. 282 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:53,689 Aw, that'’s just an expression. 283 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:55,034 Pick me up at 7:00? 284 00:09:55,103 --> 00:09:56,586 Oh, great. I'’ll see you Saturday. 285 00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:58,068 You told Joe to pick you up 9:00. 286 00:09:58,137 --> 00:09:59,724 Oh, good point. Make it 6:00! 287 00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,344 That way, I can still fit in... 288 00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:02,551 Hey, you! 289 00:10:04,551 --> 00:10:05,551 Excuse me. 290 00:10:05,586 --> 00:10:07,517 You have been here for three hours. 291 00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:09,517 You have paid for one cup of coffee 292 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:12,448 and had six glasses of free water. 293 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:14,113 Which reminds me... Where is the bathroom? 294 00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:16,689 At your house and take some of these 295 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:19,862 other freeloaders with you, and from now on 296 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:20,931 water'’s a buck a glass. 297 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:23,655 You know what, Josh? 298 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,655 I think i'’m getting ripped off. 299 00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:27,620 The old owner said he had a lot of business. 300 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:28,827 The old owner did. 301 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,275 At this rate, i'’ll be chapter 11 302 00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:31,379 by the end of the week. 303 00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:32,379 If you'’re lucky. 304 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:34,068 Half the customers have already switched 305 00:10:34,137 --> 00:10:35,206 to the French roast cafe. 306 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:36,413 I never liked the French. 307 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:39,413 Look, we'’re not dead yet. 308 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:42,206 We just have to figure out some angle to win the customers back. 309 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,275 What was the angle when the place first opened? 310 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,965 Uh... the owner was nice. 311 00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:46,965 We'’re dead. 312 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,724 There has to be another way. 313 00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:51,275 I know... We'’ll have a marketing blitz. 314 00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:54,206 We'’ll give away key chains, coasters, flyswatters... 315 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:55,517 Not the good ones. 316 00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:57,689 Hilda, why Don'’t you just dress up some poor schmo 317 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,896 like a giant cappuccino 318 00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:00,586 and parade him up and down the street? 319 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:04,655 [ Laughing] 320 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,310 What? 321 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:08,551 It was your idea. 322 00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:12,103 This was fun, Paul. 323 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,551 Yeah. It'’s Pete. 324 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:14,793 Are you sure? 325 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,689 Oh. Yeah, 6:00 P.M. Pete. 326 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:17,758 You'’re right. 327 00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:19,137 Are you dating a Paul, too? 328 00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:20,655 Um, two Pauls and a John Paul 329 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,413 but not the one you'’re thinking of 330 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,379 but if his eminence does call, I amfree Thursday night. 331 00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:26,551 Got to go. 332 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:29,793 Oh, hi, Dave. 333 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:30,965 Bob. 334 00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:32,965 Right, Bob... the psych major. 335 00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:34,896 Actually, i'’m a statistics major. 336 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,758 With a minor in boredom. 337 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,482 Okay, well, give me 60.25 seconds. 338 00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:41,000 I just got to grab a sweater. 339 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,734 No problem. It'’ll give roxie and me a chance 340 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,798 to finish our discussion of census-taking procedures 341 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:46,620 in postwar Denmark. 342 00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,758 I'’d love to, but nobody should have 343 00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,551 to pick out a sweater alone. 344 00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,586 What do you think you'’re doing? 345 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,344 Combining fashion and function. 346 00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:57,068 This works much better than the sweater. 347 00:11:57,137 --> 00:11:59,000 Two days ago you didn'’t want to go near a guy. 348 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:01,275 Now you'’re going on 12 dates a night and i'’ve become 349 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:02,344 your social secretary. 350 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,137 Tad called... He'’s running a "tad" late. 351 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:05,137 Another winner. 352 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:06,206 I Don'’t get it. 353 00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:07,827 First you criticize me for being picky. 354 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,379 Then you criticize me for going out. 355 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:10,551 You just like to criticize. 356 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,172 Sabrina, when you go out with each guy 357 00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:13,172 for only ten minutes 358 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:14,655 how do you even know who they are? 359 00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:16,172 Who cares? The point is, i'’m dating 360 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:17,413 just like you said I should. 361 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:18,413 Fine. Do what you want 362 00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:19,965 but i'’m not taking any more messages. 363 00:12:20,034 --> 00:12:22,310 [ Telephone ringing] 364 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:23,620 Hello. 365 00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:25,310 No, she'’s not here. 366 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,310 Who was that? 367 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,379 My mother. 368 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:35,275 Mrs. Spellmanson. 369 00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,620 I mean... miss spellman. 370 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,206 Oh. Miles, you scared me. 371 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,689 Sorry. I have that effect 372 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:41,896 on a lot of people. 373 00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,310 You'’re the first one here. 374 00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,896 As soon as Adam and Jenny arrive 375 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,586 we can begin. 376 00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:48,815 Jenny and Adam called and said they'’d be a little late. 377 00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:50,241 I guess not everyone'’s 378 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,137 as dedicated to science as we are. 379 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:55,482 Oh, well. I suppose we could begin without them. 380 00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,551 Guess you'’ll have the leg up. 381 00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:02,413 Let'’s discuss the concept of gravity. 382 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,482 Ah, the irresistible force that draws two bodies together. 383 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,689 I love gravity. 384 00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:09,000 Is there a Mr. Spellman? 385 00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:10,482 You mean daddy? 386 00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:13,310 Oh, you mean... Uh... no, there isn'’t 387 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:16,827 but let'’s just stick to the subject at hand. 388 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,689 You do have beautiful hands 389 00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,344 and look... We both have slender pinkies. 390 00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:22,758 So we do. 391 00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,551 Anyway... May I call you Zelda? 392 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,344 No! 393 00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:28,206 I feel like a complete dork. 394 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,655 Well, of course you feel like a dork. 395 00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:34,448 You'’re a cappuccino without any foam. 396 00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:35,965 Now, hit it! 397 00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:40,758 ♪ Come to hilda'’s coffee house, she roasts the finest beans ♪ 398 00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:45,000 ♪ come to hilda'’s coffee house, she'’s no longer mean ♪ 399 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:49,482 ♪ come to hilda'’s coffee house, she'’s super-duper nice. ♪ 400 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:51,137 Hilda, this is ridiculous. 401 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,689 Your song is so stupid. 402 00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,896 You are one bitter cup of coffee. 403 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,068 Hey, where you going? 404 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,206 He hasn'’t even done the thing with the spoon yet. 405 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,379 They'’re all going to the French roast cafe. 406 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,482 Oh, come on, people, give me a break. 407 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,206 No one'’s ruder than the French... 408 00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:05,862 Except, of course, my father. 409 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,275 [ Laughing] 410 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:10,827 He'’s so rude, he makes the French look like the Swiss. 411 00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:13,137 Oh, and-and speaking of the Swiss 412 00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,413 what'’s the deal with the cheese? 413 00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:17,931 If those are air holes, what'’s living in there? 414 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,310 Am I right? 415 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,068 And what'’s with the Swiss army? 416 00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:23,068 How can they defend an entire nation 417 00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,034 with those teeny little red knives? 418 00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:26,241 [ All laughing] 419 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:27,448 I got a million of '’em 420 00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,448 but I left them in there... at hilda'’s 421 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:31,275 where every latte comes with a laugh 422 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,586 and free water... Well, just the first glass. 423 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:36,448 Join me, won'’t you? 424 00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:37,448 Well, this was fun. 425 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,068 I'’ve never been to a bowling alley 426 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:40,379 that served Sushi before. 427 00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:43,103 Automatic scoring, and the yellowtail'’s always fresh. 428 00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:45,344 This has been one of the best bowling and fish dates 429 00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:46,344 i'’ve ever been on. 430 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:49,758 Look, Sabrina, I really like you. 431 00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,517 And I really like bowling and fish 432 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,310 so this date worked out perfectly. 433 00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:56,000 I mean, this is like one of the best first dates i'’ve ever had 434 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:58,310 and i'’m really looking forward to a second. 435 00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,896 Oh, it'’s going to be a while. 436 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,275 See, i'’m still on my cycle of first dates. 437 00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:04,758 Well, it'’s only fair that I date everybody once 438 00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,344 before I start on round two. 439 00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:07,689 Everybody? Round two? 440 00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:09,758 What is this, the Sabrina open? 441 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,896 Exactly. I'’m open to dating anyone who asks. 442 00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:13,620 Oh, by the way, tell your roommate 443 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:16,137 racquet ball and Mongolian barbecue sounds perfect. 444 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,793 Thanks for a great evening, Jim. 445 00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:18,586 It'’s Joe. 446 00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:21,517 I got to get name tags. 447 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,172 Hey, spellman! 448 00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:27,172 Want to watch me drop in on a half pipe? 449 00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:28,689 No, but I do want to thank you 450 00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:30,689 for introducing me to that dating spell. 451 00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:31,896 It'’s working out great. 452 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,551 Yeah, well, before you step out 453 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,000 with Manny, moe and Jack 454 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,108 you might want to stop by pep boys for an alignment. 455 00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:38,551 What are you talking about? 456 00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:42,000 What'’s wrong with me? 457 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,137 Big picture, you'’re obsessive-compulsive 458 00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:45,586 but the immediate problem 459 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:47,379 requires a seasoned chiropractor. 460 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:50,413 Must be that stupid dating spell 461 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:53,379 or maybe i'’ve got to start bowling with a lighter ball. 462 00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,551 I got to get this spell off right away. 463 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,793 Roger, you there? 464 00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,379 I'’m on it, Sabrina. 465 00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:00,965 Poor Sabrina'’s not looking well 466 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:04,310 so quickly remove this dating spell. 467 00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:07,620 Nothing happened. 468 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:08,827 What am I going to do? 469 00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:10,241 Do what you always do. 470 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,827 Go crying to your aunties to bail you out. 471 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:14,827 "Boohoo-hoo. Help me, aunties." 472 00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,000 [ Salem laughing] 473 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:17,862 [ Shrieks] 474 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,724 I'’m an independent woman. 475 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,275 I Don'’t need my aunts for help. 476 00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:27,310 Yeah, this is easy. 477 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:28,965 All right. 478 00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:31,965 "Head misalignment... 479 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,965 Go to aunts for help." 480 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,448 Boohoo-hoo. 481 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,482 Miles, you and I are not involved 482 00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:39,724 nor will we ever be involved. 483 00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:40,896 Capiche? 484 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,206 I love it when you speak Italian. 485 00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:45,000 Admit it, my Bella Zelda. 486 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:47,620 You feel an urge for young Milo, too. 487 00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:49,379 Unless you'’re talking about the urge 488 00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:52,448 to toss you out on your cannoli, I feel nothing of the kind. 489 00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:54,241 Aunt hilda! Aunt Zelda! 490 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,379 Look! 491 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,586 Sabrina! 492 00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:58,068 Oops. I'’ll just be in the kitchen 493 00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,586 trying to straighten myself out. 494 00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:01,344 [ Running footsteps] 495 00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:05,655 Did I just see Sabrina'’s head slidingoff her body? 496 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:06,551 You poor dear. 497 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,413 Those overzealous hormones 498 00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:10,689 are causing you to hallucinate. 499 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,344 Is that in any way attractive to you? 500 00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:14,379 No. 501 00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:16,310 Good lord, Sabrina, what'’s going on? 502 00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,000 I have no idea. 503 00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:20,551 Salem convinced me to put a dating spell on myself 504 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:21,793 and it was going great 505 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,586 until my neck turned into a slinky. 506 00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:25,724 I removed the spell, but it just keeps getting worse. 507 00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:26,827 Here, hold this. 508 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,551 Sabrina, when a witch is misaligned 509 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,965 it'’s rarely caused by a problematic spell. 510 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:37,000 It usually signals a deeper problem 511 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,620 that was there before the spell was incanted. 512 00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:42,137 Great. Why couldn'’t I take after the mortal side? 513 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,275 Their worst ailment is an occasional hive. 514 00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:45,793 There. That ought to hold you 515 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,413 till we figure out what'’s wrong. 516 00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:50,000 Nice look for winter, but not great with a bikini. 517 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,724 Sabrina, why did you need a dating spell? 518 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,633 You'’ve never had trouble getting dates before. 519 00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:55,209 The spell wasn'’t to help me get dates. 520 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,241 It was to make me more comfortable accepting them. 521 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,931 What do you think made you uncomfortable 522 00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,931 in the first place? 523 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,172 I have no idea. 524 00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:02,586 There'’s only one way to find out. 525 00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:04,482 We'’ve got to get to the heart of the matter. 526 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:05,734 You'’re not going to open me up 527 00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:07,118 like you did last Valentine'’s day? 528 00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:09,862 No need to. Today'’s technology is more sophisticated. 529 00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:16,000 Oops, I almost forgot. 530 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:18,137 Hey, look, there'’s that nickel I swallowed 531 00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:19,310 when I was six. 532 00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:21,103 Heart, speak. 533 00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:23,655 Sabrina'’s heart: It'’s not that I Don'’t want to date again... 534 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:24,931 Why are you taking your time? 535 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,482 You'’ve been moping around all summer. 536 00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:27,551 Let the heart finish. 537 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:28,965 Thank you. 538 00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:30,931 I haven'’t been moping; I'’ve been healing. 539 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,586 Well, the best way to heal is to get back on the horse. 540 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,551 I'’m not ready to get back on the horse. 541 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,586 I'’m still recovering from the last ride. 542 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,551 Sabrina, it'’s obvious what'’s going on here. 543 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,379 Your head and your heart are conflicted. 544 00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:42,517 It'’s not my fault! 545 00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:43,655 She did it! 546 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,310 That dating spell caused your head 547 00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,241 to block out what your heart was feeling 548 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,103 and that'’s why you became misaligned. 549 00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:51,137 Are you finally ready to consider my feelings? 550 00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:52,241 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 551 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,830 You hearts... Always with the feelings. 552 00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:54,896 Well, I can'’t go out 553 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,586 just for the sake of going out. 554 00:18:56,655 --> 00:18:58,034 I'’ve got to feel something. 555 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,758 Well, how will I know when you do? 556 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:01,379 I'’ll give you a little thump. 557 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,655 Well... 558 00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:07,310 Let'’s see if that little talk 559 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,448 did the trick. 560 00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:12,689 I can'’t believe it. 561 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:13,965 Aunt Zelda, i'’m realigned! 562 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,344 Of course you are. 563 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:18,137 You'’re no longer blocking out the feelings in your heart. 564 00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:19,620 I'’m glad, but do you have anything 565 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:20,689 to block out the stomach? 566 00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:21,689 I think that yellowtail 567 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:22,965 is starting to swim upstream. 568 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:25,137 [ Chuckling] 569 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,655 Oh, hey, Josh. 570 00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,206 Man, am I glad to see you. 571 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,827 I'’ve had the craziest day. 572 00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:32,034 Couldn'’t have been crazier than mine. 573 00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,724 Your aunt dressed me up like a giant cappuccino. 574 00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:36,103 You should see the time 575 00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:38,172 she dressed me up like a giant pina colada. 576 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:40,448 It took me a week to get the coconut out of my hair. 577 00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:42,448 I'’m surprised to find you home so early. 578 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,379 I thought you'’d be out "dating around." 579 00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:46,310 Ah, dating around is highly overrated. 580 00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:48,034 All that "what do you want to do?" 581 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,275 "I Don'’t know. What do you want to do?" Stuff. 582 00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,551 Yeah, it'’s so great when you connect with someone 583 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:55,137 and you Don'’t have to go on a bunch of pointless dates. 584 00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:57,448 I think i'’m beginning to agree with you. 585 00:19:57,517 --> 00:19:58,827 [ Heartbeat]Whoa! 586 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,379 What'’s wrong? Nothing. 587 00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:02,068 I'’m ready to go, Josh. 588 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,413 Oh, you and Morgan are... 589 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:04,724 [ Heartbeat]Oh! 590 00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,241 Are you sure you'’re okay? 591 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,000 Maybe I should call a doctor. 592 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,931 But we'’ll be late for the movie. 593 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,448 Yeah, i'’ll be fine. 594 00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:14,793 I should probably just cut back on the fries. 595 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:15,862 You do that. 596 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:18,413 I, uh, I guess we should get going. 597 00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:20,344 Yeah? By the way, you look beautiful. 598 00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:21,655 It'’s a great necklace. 599 00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:23,034 Thank you. It'’s mine. 600 00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:25,758 I-I hope you Don'’t mind me borrowing. 601 00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:28,448 Looks like I have no choice. 602 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,310 So, I guess we'’ll catch up some other time? 603 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:31,517 Right. 604 00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:33,827 Josh/morgan: Bye. 605 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:35,172 Some other time. 606 00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,517 [ Heartbeat] 607 00:20:36,586 --> 00:20:39,000 You know, you have really stinky timing. 608 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,241 [ Laughter] 609 00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:45,862 Uh, two blondes walk into a building. 610 00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:47,793 You'’d think one of them would have seen it. 611 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,275 I'’m killing. 612 00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:51,827 Now, I do want to apologize for being rude earlier. 613 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:54,068 I guess I just had a case of new job jitters. 614 00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:56,482 Have you ever been on a job interview, and they'’re, like 615 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,586 "what was the reason for leaving your last job?" 616 00:20:58,655 --> 00:21:00,055 Well, I found that after I was fired 617 00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:01,827 there was a lot of tension in the office. 618 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:05,310 I found it difficult sitting on the new girl'’s lap. 619 00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:07,793 I once had a job as a receptionist. 620 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:10,172 I was so nervous, I kept answering phone 621 00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:11,724 "hello, can you help me?" 622 00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:12,793 Oh! I like that. 623 00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:14,107 Hey, why Don'’t you come up here 624 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,586 so we can laugh at you some more. 625 00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:16,793 Now... in fact 626 00:21:16,862 --> 00:21:19,000 why Don'’t we turn this into an open mic night? 627 00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:20,448 If you'’ve got a joke or a song... 628 00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:22,275 Anything that'’ll pack '’em in here 629 00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,241 and get me that beemer.